favorite articles from The Onion

This article about Obama made me want to share a few favorites from the Onion:

http://www.theonion.com/articles/stephen-hawking-builds-robotic-exoskeleton,1629/

http://www.theonion.com/articles/bill-gates-grants-self-18-dexterity-20-charisma,837/

http://www.theonion.com/articles/idaville-detective-encyclopedia-brown-found-dead-i,753/

http://www.theonion.com/articles/michael-phelps-returns-to-his-tank-at-sea-world,2515/
http://www.theonion.com/articles/archaeological-dig-uncovers-ancient-race-of-skelet,932/
You do need to be careful what you click at that site.